Baby Classes

We started “Birth Class” last night, where we learned that for women to have a successful birth, their husbands should give them daily massages.

There was some other useful information there too. Like, if you want to write a science fiction novel where men are able to give birth, not only do you have to provide them with a uterus, but you would also either have to have them give birth by C-section or provide them with a new pelvis.

All of which suggests to me that certain science fictions should remain … fictions.

We also learned that 10cm is really much smaller than it should be.